Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the GSU Clan, Ostensibly known as Gamers Stand United.
Founded on July 13, 2013, and led by longtime CS community member Slade Krowley—whose name has absolutely nothing to do with an Ozzy Osbourne song or anything else you might be thinking—this clan stands as a testament to dedication and skill in the gaming world. But make no mistake, this clan ain’t a one-man show. No, sir! We’re talking cultists—uh, I mean clan members and administrators—like Swoop, Boker, Sp00n, and Skam, ViceVzla
And that’s just the start. The rest of the crew—the members and associates—round out this wild mix of personalities and skills, creating a new kind of despotism Nixon warned us about after the fall of the Soviet Union. Okay, probably not accurate. But maybe? And if it is, you can’t prove it.
Oh yeah, we also have NeOiCeSHoT—one of the originals. He vanishes for years at a time, and if you catch him, he’ll probably just tell you to “get good” and start reminiscing about how things were back in his day.
We also got minions—I mean team members—like Croosed. Dude plays like a bot on easy mode but every once in a while? Bam. Counter-Strike RNJesus hits him and suddenly he’s god-tier…for like ten seconds. Then there’s Only. Yes, that’s literally his name: Only. I just call him Mr. Anime Profile Picture because he’s switching them out like every other day. Dude’s lethal sometimes though. Straight up scary. Then we got Okie Dokie. Chill. Just chill. That’s it. That’s all you need to know about him.
And yeah, I could go on. On. On. On. Describing all these fine specimens. And there are way more people in this community of totally free-thinking individuals—definitely not a cult. No sir. Not at all. But if it was a cult? Yeah, it’d be devoted entirely to the pure, uncut, Colombian cocaine-level addiction that is CS 1.6. But enough about that. On to the things that really matter…like the clan motto. “The Dawn is Your Enemy.” Epic, right?
And yeah, I know it was an old Adult Swim bumper. Where the hell do you think we stole it from? We’re not pretending we made it up—just owning how accurate it really is.
You’re locked into a scrim, eyes dry, hands shaking, running on nothing but caffeine and spite. Then you make the mistake of looking out the window.
Boom. Morning.
That cursed glow.
Birds. Cheerful little bastards.
And you? You’ve got work in thirty minutes and no sleep. Again. You tell yourself you’ll never do it again. Again. Spoiler: you will. We all did. Over and over.
The Dawn is Your Enemy isn’t a motto. It’s a warning label for the lifestyle.
-GSU- Clan Server/FDL
Server Address: 162.248.92.46:27015
To keep the conversation rolling, they’ve got a Teamspeak Server:
Server Address: 192.223.27.150:21740
Whether you’re here to frag, chat, or just soak in the gaming vibes, the GSU Clan is where it’s all happening. See you on the servers, champs!
